Monday, March 02, 2009

Ad's of Oddity

Just a few ads that stuck out to be from the first 10 pages of the advertisements section from the website Modern Mechanix.com
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Stop Mouth Breathing (August 1930)

AND SNORING—the Causes of many diseases and often an early grave.

The PERFECT BREATHER overcomes snoring and mouth breathing. Assures perfect rest; heals inflamed nasal tissues; also prevents flabby facial muscles, double chin, protruding and unshapely lips, etc. Has helped thousands. Men’s, women’s, children’s sizes. Set comprises Perfect Breather, inhaler, inhaling balm, complete instructions and valuable breathing exercises. $3.00, cash or C. O. D. plus few cents postage. Satisfaction or refund. Literature free.

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How to Obtain A Better Looking Nose (August 1930)


Physical Culture Magazine's Aug, 1930 issue carried this intriguing advert for a nose brassiere ("the patented Model 25 Nose Shaper") that would help you by "remolding the cartilage and fleshy parts, quickly, safely, and painlessly." Coming from a long line of beaky sorts, I find this frankly captivating! How to Obtain A Better Looking Nose (Aug, 1930)
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No other deodorant now asks women to Shave First! (September 1953)


Actual skin tests prove YODORA SO “KIND” TO SENSITIVE SKIN we can make this bold statement

FIRST . . . shave under arms. (For faultless grooming — ask your druggist for Yodora shaving booklet.)

THEN . . . apply Yodora immediately with complete confidence*

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Girlie Photo's (October 1949)

I HAVE HUNDREDS of GIRLIE PHOTOS! Some very good, others not worth the paper they’re printed on. I have selected 30 ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHS that I believe are the best ever offered for sale. ALL 5 SETS, 6 POSES TO A SET, ONLY $2.

YOU BE THE JUDGE! PRINT NAME & ADDRESS. ORDER WILL BE SENT 1st CLASS.

50c FOR A SAMPLE SET 2 SETS $1 GEM FOTOS, Box 375-J, Dayton, Ohio

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“Its not how long you make it…” (Oct, 1967)


“Its not how long you make it…
“It’s how you make it long!”
We make our long cigarette with an extra measure of that famous good taste that has made Winston America’s largest-selling cigarette! Buy a pack today.
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PERIOD DELAYED? .. Don’t Worry!

*USE “SOLFERA TABLETS”: BE RELIEVED of this worry! Your period delay may be functionally delayed menstruation as a result of secondary anemia due to iron deficiency, and “SOLFERA TABLETS” MAY BRING relief! If Is a QUALITY preparation of OFFICIAL MEDICAL DRUGS! NOT REPRESENTED AS A MEANS TO INTERFERE WITH PREGNANCY. EASY TO TAKE and NO harmful EFFECTS I PAY POSTMAN ON DELIVERY OF PACKAGE TO YOU OR SEND MONEY AND SAVE POSTAGE AND C.O.D. FEES. PACKED IN A CONFIDENTIAL BOX! ONLY $10.00. RUSH YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS . . . TO HEALTH-AIDS CO..

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Drunk? (January 1960)

DOCTORS’ MARVELOUS NEW DISCOVERY RELIEVES DRUNKENNESS IN 5 DAYS

“World Famous Since 1943″

THOUSANDS HAVE BEEN HELPED TO BREAK THE DRINKING CYCLE Does Drunkenness Threaten Your Happiness Or Your Loved Ones? This Remarkable New Discovery Quickly And Easily Helps Bring Relief From All Desire Of Liquor. This Is Strictly A Home Method. Easy To Take. Nothing Like It Before.

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HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MEN Appear SLIMMER.. FEEL BETTER, LOOK YOUNGER with COMMANDER (January 1947)

The Amazing New Abdominal Supporter Yes, instantly, you, too, can begin to feel ALIVE . . . ON TOP OF THE WORLD by joining the Parade of Men who are marching up the highway of happier living with the COMMANDER, the amazing new Men’s Abdominal Supporter.

GET “IN SHAPE” INSTANTLY AND ENJOY A HAPPY STREAMLINED APPEARANCE

The COMMANDER presents the exclusively designed “INTERLOCKING HANDS” principle for extra support where you need it most. It flattens the burdensome sagging “corporation” and restores to the body the zestful invigorating feeling that comes with firm, sure “bay window” control. Order this new belt today and begin enjoying the pleasure of feeling “in shape” at once.

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Are you too old to learn?

not at all, new tests show!

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BASEMENT TOILET FLUSHES UP

TO OVERHEAD SEWER OR SEPTIC TANK.
NO DIGGING UP FLOORS. PREVENTS FLOODING.
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EX-LAX OFFERS YOU GREATER BENEFITS THAN EVER! (Dec, 1937)

HERE’S WHY THE NEW SCIENTIFICALLY IMPROVED EX-LAX OFFERS YOU GREATER BENEFITS THAN EVER!

TASTES BETTER THAN EVER Ex-Lax now has a smoother, richer chocolate flavor—tastes like a choice confection ! You’ll like it even better than you did before.

ACTS BETTER THAN EVER Ex-Lax is now even more effective than it used to be. Empties the bowels more thoroughly, more smoothly, in less time than before.

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Folding Shower Baths (April 1902)

AT YOUR END OF THE COAL CHEMICAL PIPELINE ….

NEW Magic Bullets for Murdering Microbes

Coal chemicals are the steadfast allies of the medical scientist in his uphill conquest of disease. Pyridine, for example, is vital in the manufacture of sulfa drugs. And gamma-picoline, another valuable Pittsburgh coal chemical, is the source of isonicotinic acid hydrazide, the drug which has shown bright promise in the experimental treatment of tuberculosis in recent months.


WANTED: To negotiate with firms in the United States, England and Canada to make and sell this bath on royalty or similar terms. Most economical bath as regards cost, time, space and water. Inexpensive and practical. Sanitary and antiseptic. For hotel bed-rooms, apartment houses, residences, resorts, sanitariums, etc. Used anywhere. No plumbing.
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New Magic Bullets for Murdering Microbes (Feb, 1953)

AT YOUR END OF THE COAL CHEMICAL PIPELINE ….

NEW Magic Bullets for Murdering Microbes

Coal chemicals are the steadfast allies of the medical scientist in his uphill conquest of disease. Pyridine, for example, is vital in the manufacture of sulfa drugs. And gamma-picoline, another valuable Pittsburgh coal chemical, is the source of isonicotinic acid hydrazide, the drug which has shown bright promise in the experimental treatment of tuberculosis in recent months.

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CURE SELF-CONSCIOUSNESS!

How to develop a strong, positive personality rid of timidity, bashfulness, shyness and fear. Successful self-instruction lessons based on new principles of practical psychology. Healthy self-confidence can he yours! Complete course of lessons. NOT a book. Full price only $6.95 postpaid, or COD plus postage. Mailed sealed in plain wrapper. Satisfaction guaranteed or refund. Order “Curing Self-Consciousness Course” today.

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THE AH MEN LOOK (October 1968)

NYLON-TRICOT, the greatest thing in men’s wear since pants. Fast drying, wash and wear, compact for travel and so comfortable. All items in S-M-L-XL, in Royal Blue, Black or White.

1. Judo-jumper (pictured), robe with legs, for relaxing $15.95
2. Fitted hip-hugger boxer under-briefs for under slim slacks $3.50, six for $19.00
3. “Brief-ers” French style under briefs $3.00, six for $15.00 Send 25c for New Catalog Add 50c postage, no C.O.D.

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